No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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