About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it because I queefed?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
