Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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