im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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