my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
