At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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