sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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