That's when you crack a 10am beer
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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