I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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