I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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