oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
