Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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