its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I've blown a few things in my day
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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