Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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