He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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