that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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