Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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