Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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