What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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