Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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