I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just googled if crying burns calories
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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