that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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