she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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