Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
there was a trapeze. enough said
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
