new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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