Tell her she can't have a vagina
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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