You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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