What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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