i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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