if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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