She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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