i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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