And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This is the high leading the old right now
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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