Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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