It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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