Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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