I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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