she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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