My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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