i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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