fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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