I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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