it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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