Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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