Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
