My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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