Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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