your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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