We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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