New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
operation have a gay friend backfired
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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